The Pit of Despair
For real, behold The World’s Worst Poem About Mesut Ozil
I’m seriously not joking. But you can snap your fingers in approval as you read this to make me feel better about myself.
Arsene Wenger plays Russian roulette
It goes predictably haywire
Alexis out, Özil, Ramsey, Mustafi doubts for Leicester City
The Gunners aren’t starting the season off with a clean bill of health.
Dear Hector Bellerin: Don’t move to Barcelona and become a tax dodger
Trust me, you will earn enough at Arsenal while maintaining your morals (and spotless criminal record)
I Will Remember You: Mesut Özil Remix
Saturday could be the last match in red and white for the German playmaker.
Details surrounding Wayne Rooney's Sunday night
The Short Fuse can exclusively report on how Wayne Rooney got to the point that Jose Mourinho's now furious at him and the English FA over his behavior.
Arsene Wenger shares his favorite recipe
Who knew the boss loves a good kitchen session?
Bad Opinions from Chelsea fans about Luiz, Arsenal
It's OK to admit your club panicked and bought David Luiz. But there's no need to cover up that fact and get defensive over it.
Arsenal to sign noted superstar Crystal Ball
After not being able to foresee yet another injury, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger will splash the cash on the ultimate transfer window prize.
Ombudsman's Corner: Year End Review
I will take a look at what has happened since my appointment and make recommendations for the future.
Arsene Wenger asked by FA to expand doping comment
After insinuating that the sport is rife with doping, The FA has asked the Arsenal boss to explain his opinions in further detail
A breakdown of all the Arsenal moves today
All the activity from today, dissected here for you.
Arsenal considering unorthodox midfield solution
Get your checkbook out, buddy.
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Poll: How many defenders should Arsenal have?
It's the age-old question that needs a grounded public opinion.
The moments following the final whistle
You'll never guess what happened after the two managers ignored each other on the pitch following the end of the match
Stan Kroenke discloses info about the £3m fee
Facing mounting pressure from minority shareholders, Kroenke opens up about the background of the infamous fee
Arsene Wenger's Slump Buster
For the first time in his Arsenal career, manager Arsene Wenger attempts a highly-controversial method at getting his team out of a slump
The Corsican and the Negotiation
When all else fails and you have nothing else to rely on, the best person for the job is also the riskiest
Former Arsenal Player Can Solve Midfield Crisis
A former Arsenal player could be the solution to their midfield crisis
The Medical Center
On my journey into the land of pain, we arrive at the entry of the Arsenal rehabilitation center
Jose Mourinho welcomes Cesc Fabregas to Chelsea
The Chelsea manager called his new signing to congratulate him on his move to the club
The Dumbest Thing Ever Created Is Dead
An obituary for something that doesn't deserve it.
He in his madness prays for storms
A story of the day that I discovered that Carlos Vela might be returning to Arsenal
Solving Arsenal's Injury Crisis
Arsenal, of course, are always in an injury crisis. This is one solution.
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Meet Spendy McWarchester!
The Short Fuse introduces the newest member of our team.
der Rabe
Our man Zito spits poetry and channels his inner Drake with his introspective look back at Mesut Ozil's return from injury
Hello, Hipster!
In which our intrepid hero discovers something about himself he never knew existed.
Arsene Wenger responds to Jose Mourinho
The Arsenal manager responds in a very unconventional way to The Special One
Will Some New Transfer Rumors Cheer You Up?
Arsenal.com seems to think so. Learn who might displace Kim Kallstrom as Arsenal's newest signing.