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Coincidences or causes of Arsenal's failure?
We think these reasons had nothing to do with Arsenal's failure to add any trophies to their cabinet this season, but we cannot be sure.
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CFC TAKEOVER: NO RESPECT
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Bloody Cannon: Beginner's Guide to Per Mertesacker
BFG = "blonde Flemish guy," right?
#WENGEROUT
This startling revelation finally gives us the opportunity we've been waiting for.
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Bloody Cannon: Beginner's Guide to Mezut Özil
You may not have heard of this next guy, so let us introduce him! He's Arsenal's Swedish academy grad!
Ballon d'Or snubs Francis Coquelin
It would seem genius is only appreciated by Arsenal fans.
Bloody Cannon: Beginner's Guide to Theo Walcott
You'll love this Arsenal academy graduate!
Breaking down Arsenal's best goals this season
Arsenal have scored some outstanding goals this season. Let's look at some of them in detail.
The Bloody Cannon Beginner's Guide - Petr Cech
Are you new to Arsenal fandom? Get to know academy graduate and club legend Petr Cech!
Why I'm an Arsenal Fan
I'm one of you! Honest!
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Zelalem gets "stuck in" with Scotland
The promising midfielder is learning a few things up north he's hoping to bring back to Arsenal
Match Ratings to the theme of Nickelback songs
The perfect fit of band and club.
Don't let the Pigeon sign with Barcelona!
Hint: the Pigeon is Jesus Christ.
Opening a time capsule from 2004
An Arsenal fan in 2004 predicts the future for our glorious club.
Tactics: The transcendent vision of Mesut Özil
What a great tactical analysis.
Jack Wilshere is the best footballer alive
He's just been on a slow burn to greatness
Thursday Takeover Cannon Fodder
*Taps mic* Is...is this thing on?
Handing over the keys: It's Takeover Day
See you tomorrow. We hope.