We think these reasons had nothing to do with Arsenal's failure to add any trophies to their cabinet this season, but we cannot be sure.
BFG = "blonde Flemish guy," right?
This startling revelation finally gives us the opportunity we've been waiting for.
You may not have heard of this next guy, so let us introduce him! He's Arsenal's Swedish academy grad!
It would seem genius is only appreciated by Arsenal fans.
You'll love this Arsenal academy graduate!
Arsenal have scored some outstanding goals this season. Let's look at some of them in detail.
Are you new to Arsenal fandom? Get to know academy graduate and club legend Petr Cech!
I'm one of you! Honest!
The promising midfielder is learning a few things up north he's hoping to bring back to Arsenal
The perfect fit of band and club.
Hint: the Pigeon is Jesus Christ.
An Arsenal fan in 2004 predicts the future for our glorious club.
What a great tactical analysis.
He's just been on a slow burn to greatness
*Taps mic* Is...is this thing on?
See you tomorrow. We hope.