Dubious Italian website says Arsenal will buy Draxler tomorrow

Consider this your standard "Take This With A Grain Of Salt" warning - this is a single source, an Italian news source that may or may not be credible (anybody with knowledge of Italian media, please chime in as to whether it is), and I can only find "corroboration" of it on goal.com and bleacherreport, neither of which will ever make anybody's list of Super-Reliable Accurate News Sources.

So with all that said HOLY SHIT ARSENAL MIGHT BE ON THE VERGE OF SIGNING JULIAN DRAXLER!

Again, this might be and probably is nothing, but it's that same nothing that sees you spend the time in between when you buy the Powerball ticket and the $200 million drawing thinking "what would I do with that if I got it".  Draxler's a stud, and despite all rational thoughts that say "it'll never happen", isn't it fun to think of an Arsenal with both Özil and Draxler in it?  I mean, c'mon.

I'm still not sure how the Google Translated-headline "Arsenal Blow Draxler" fits into the story, but I guess (redacted by demand of the TSF Legal Team), right?

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