Arseblog News is reporting that Danish media is reporting that Nicklas Bendtner is probably not going to Eintracht Frankfurt after all, after the German side signed Joselu on loan from Hoffenheim. Joselu is a striker, and Frankfurt aren't flush with cash (if they were, they wouldn't be going after the Bendtners of the world), so it looks like they've gotten the striker position sorted.
The deal was rumored to be around £3 million, but at this point I'd be pretty pleased if Arsenal managed to get a chicken sandwich and a Coke for the Danish malcontent and minor superhero.
Last time we discussed Bendtner I compared him to Hamlet, but at this point I think there are other fictional characters and historical figures who he more closely resembles.
- Rasputin, who could not be killed
- A Zombie, because he has risen from the dead several times
- Lazarus, no not the one from Star Trek
- Ted Mosby, because COME ON HE LOOKS LIKE HIM, BUT BLONDE