Tuesday cannon fodder: Diseased adaptation strength

Huddersfield confirm appointment of Jan Siewert … with help from lookalike | Football | The Guardian
Martin Warhurst was back in the limelight as the chief executive of the Martin House hospice in Wetherby helped announce the appointment of his doppelganger, Jan Siewert

Ashley Cole: Derby County sign veteran ex-England defender - BBC Sport
Derby County sign former England, Chelsea and Arsenal left-back Ashley Cole on a deal until the end of the season.

Brendan Rodgers: Celtic Park's new hybrid pitch 'slightly diseased' - BBC Sport
Celtic Park's new £1.5m hybrid pitch has been struck down by a "disease", says manager Brendan Rodgers.

Paul Pogba: Uno-playing Manchester United midfielder leaves couple baffled - BBC Sport
A couple unwittingly take a selfie on the train with Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba after a noisy game of Uno.

Millwall close to agreement with council over deal to stay at The Den | Football | The Guardian
Millwall Football Club is close to reaching an agreement that would see the club stay in its south London home.

Neymar struggled to adapt to life in Paris after world-record PSG move
Brazil international Neymar scored twice in the weekend's 9-0 demolition of Guingamp.

The curious case of Alvaro Morata: a struggling striker yet to find his level | FourFourTwo
He's about to end his difficult Chelsea spell after similar struggles at Real Madrid and Juventus.

When Saturday Comes - Editorial: The strength of the Football League is being diminished by TV interference
An increase this season in the number of games broadcast live has had a swift impact on attendance throughout the Championship.