Tuesday cannon fodder: hipster haircut qualifying

Where do I sign up to become a football hipster? - Football365
One of the worst, or at least the dumbest, things you can do in sports is try to define what a 'real fan' is.

José Mourinho to consider Anthony Martial sale but outside Premier League | Football | The Guardian
José Mourinho would prefer that the Frenchman move to a club outside the Premier League.

David Luiz surprises Chelsea fan at family barbecue during Australia tour - BBC Sport
Young Chelsea fan Hudson McCarthy invited the team round for a barbecue during their tour of Australia - so David Luiz and friends obliged.

Christian Pulisic: Dortmund star poses with young fan being dragged off by security - BBC Sport
Borussia Dortmund's Christian Pulisic stops security guards dragging away a young fan who had run on to the pitch for a selfie after the club's game with Liverpool.

Celtic draw AEK Athens in Champions League third qualifying round - BBC Sport
The Scottish champions will face AEK Athens, if they overcome Rosenborg in the second qualifying round.

East Fife 4, Forfar 5 – the football fantasy that (nearly) came true | Football | The Guardian
Fans of BBC football broadcasting – and Eric Morecambe tongue-twisters – were elated at the weekend when two Scottish football teams produced the perfect score.

And finally, Olivier Giroud is a man of his word: