Tuesday cannon fodder: vacation dry spell banter

Robson: Pogba must cut out 'banter' and do his 'job' - Football365
Please, old athletes, stop being the guys that sound like this.

Pogba: “Ask the coach if you want to know why I play less”
Mourinho has done little to de-escalate the situation, so why would Pogba?

Chelsea fear massive cost of missing out on Champions League | Dominic Fifield | Football | The Guardian
Turns out all the money in the world doesn't help every single time.

Alan Pardew: Sacked West Brom boss will struggle to return - Ian Wright - BBC Sport
Apparently Ian Wright doesn't know how the English managerial treadmill works.

Olympiakos players fined £350,000 and ordered to 'go on holiday' - BBC Sport
Of all the ways to discipline your players, I guess this is one of them?

Robert Lewandowski: Bayern coach says Real Madrid has no chance | SI.com
Bayern Munich boss Jupp Heynckes has poured cold water on the rumors linking Poland forward Robert Lewandowski to Real Madrid.

Klopp takes responsibility for Liverpool's 'long dry spell' - Football365
Liverpool have not won a trophy for six years and have not won a big one for 13 years. And Jurgen Klopp takes the blame for some of it.

Kane goes off-message with quest for FA Cup - Football365
Kane furthers the "Tottenham are Arsenal" narrative.