Monday cannon fodder: record breaking vulgarity

The league is won, now it’s the records - Guardiola - Football365
Not happy with winning the league at a canter, Guardiola wants to set a standard that no one can reach.

Sanchez: In truth it’s been very hard for me at United - Football365
"coming to a big club" has caused him problems. What-the-f**k-ever.

Tottenham need time with me or another - Mauricio Pochettino - BBC Sport
Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino says the club "need more time with me or another" following their FA Cup exit.

Chelsea 2-0 Southampton - BBC Sport
Goals from Olivier Giroud and Alvaro Morata help Chelsea beat Southampton to reach the FA Cup final against Manchester United.

Rafael Benítez seeks backing from Mike Ashley before extending Newcastle stay | Football | The Guardian
Manager has warned that he cannot be expected to perform ‘miracles’ every year and is seeking promises of investment in an inexperienced squad.

Mohamed Salah and Fran Kirby named PFA players of the year | Football | The Guardian
Liverpool’s Mohamed Salah has been named as the Professional Footballers’ Association player of the year for the 2017-18 season.

Sam Allardyce responds to fan survey on his abilities: ‘I’d give myself an 11’ | Football | The Guardian
Sam Allardyce, the Everton manager, believes the idea to send out a survey asking for supporters to mark him and his coaching staff out of 10 was an error

Atletico Madrid reserve banned nine games for vulgar tirade | SI.com
Keidi Bare, a 20-year-old Atletico Madrid B-team player, delivered an expletive-ridden act of dissent to a referee during a recent match.