Thursday cannon fodder: prison tattoo antics

Fran Kirby leads way as Chelsea reach first Champions League semi-finals | Football | The Guardian
Chelsea beat Montpellier 3-1 to clinch a 5-1 aggregate victory and join Manchester City in the Champions League last four

Fifa investigates alleged racist abuse of France players by Russia fans | Football | The Guardian
This summer's gonna be so fun

Will Ferrell v Zlatan Ibrahimovic? Los Angeles FC prepare to face Galaxy on derby day - BBC Sport
I love that it's going to be known as El Trafico.

Bob Bradley: On US Soccer, Zlatan, Mohamed Salah's early days | SI.com
And on the eve of said El Trafico, LAFC's Bob Bradley talks about a bunch of stuff.

China Just Banned Tattoos On Their Soccer Players, And It Could Cost Them
The Chinese Communist Party's TV ban on visible tattoos has hit the soccer world.

United Treble-winner lays into Pogba over his 'antics' - Football365
This is why ex-players should just quietly recede into the distance, never to be heard from again.

Boca's Carlos Tevez gets injured in prison match while visiting his brother | FourFourTwo
The former Premier League star has reportedly crocked his calf while playing in a prison kickabout.

Lionel Messi returning to Barcelona for tests on hamstring - Ernesto Valverde
Barcelona coach Ernesto Valverde hopes Lionel Messi's hamstring injury is not serious with the forward due to undergo tests on the injury on Thursday.