Monday cannon fodder: well behaved irrelevant champions

Carlos Cordeiro elected U.S. Soccer president - Stars and Stripes FC
He will move one chair over from Executive VP to President.

Real Madrid 5-2 Real Sociedad - BBC Sport
Cristiano Ronaldo scores a hat-trick as Real Madrid thrash Real Sociedad to warm up for their Champions League tie with Paris St-Germain.

Kylian Mbappé poses Unai Emery a dilemma as PSG face le money time | Paul Doyle | Football | The Guardian
Unai Emery must make a big choice between the out-of-sorts Kylian Mbappé and in-form Ángel Di María as PSG go into their last-16 Champions League first leg against Real Madrid.

Jose Mourinho: Manchester United boss says he deserves best-behaved award - BBC Sport
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says he should win an award for his good behaviour on the touchline.

Lionel Messi names two sides as 'the best' in Europe - Football365
Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi has labelled Manchester City and Paris Saint-Germain as currently "the best" sides in Europe.

FIFA Women's World Cup France 2019™ - FIFA.com
FIFA have announced dates and locations for next summer's Women's World Cup.

Conte: Winning trophies not relevant to Chelsea future - Football365
Antonio Conte believes Chelsea employed him because they "trust in him". Trophies won't change that.

Landon Donovan comeback: Debut for Liga MX's Club Leon | SI.com
Landon Donovan has officially completed his comeback.

Colombian club try pandering to young fans with emoji covered kits - Howler Magazine
I just...ugh