Monday cannon fodder: Unreachable transfer injury

Transfer Talk: Manchester City eye £200m move for PSG star Kylian Mbappe
Manchester City are reportedly keen to add arguably the world's best young player, Kylian Mbappe.

Why Maurizio Sarri has set Eden Hazard a target he can't reach | FourFourTwo
Chelsea’s brilliant No.10 has started the season in sublime form.

Watch: Monterrey score ridiculous goal thanks to waterlogged pitch - Planet Football
Intense rain on the field meant that Mexican side Monterrey scored this incredible goal against Club Tijuana in Liga MX, in an encounter that somehow wasn't called off.

Feyenoord 2-1 Vitesse Arnhem: Robin van Persie sent off after stunning winner - BBC Sport
Robin van Persie scores a stunning late winner before being sent off as Feyenoord beat Vitesse Arnhem in the Eredivisie.

Menga strike gives Livingston 1-0 win over Rangers - BBC Sport
Dolly Menga's strike gives Livingston victory over Rangers and a share of second place in the Scottish Premiership.

La Liga: Real Madrid 0-0 Atletico Madrid - Gareth Bale injured in draw - BBC Sport
Real Madrid fail to win for a second straight game and miss the chance to go top of La Liga as they draw with city rivals Atletico Madrid.

St Pauli fans greeted with stink bombs before match at Hamburg - BBC Sport
St Pauli fans are greeted with stink bombs and - reportedly - excrement before their Bundesliga 2 game at Hamburg.

Quipping Paul Pogba underlines rift with Mourinho after West Ham defeat | Jacob Steinberg | Football | The Guardian
Paul Pogba made no attempt to disguise the rift between him and José Mourinho.

Manchester United are no longer a club to take seriously - SBNation.com
After another humiliating defeat and a blowup between Jose Mourinho and Paul Pogba, it’s time to recognize this team for what it is.