Tuesday cannon fodder: predictions!

We haven’t done an open cannon fodder in a while, so why not do one now, with the season going? I want to know what you think about the league, in the following ways:

1. Your top 6 teams, in order
2. Your predicted top 5 scorers
3. Your predicted leader in red cards
4. Your predicted relegation teams
5. The team that will be the last to be Invincible this year (nobody’s doing it for a season - who will be the last to lose?)

I know it’s only been one game, but hopefully you’ve formed some early impressions - the table won’t matter for a month or two, but let’s play small sample size. Who looks good to you so far after one game? Who doesn’t? Which of those impressions won’t last?