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Seattle Sounders v Real Salt Lake
He’s my favorite non-Timber MLS player, bar none
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Why not take a break from the Wenger news?

While Arsenal is set to have the same manager next season, Borussia Dortmund is set for a new one, as Thomas Tuchel was fired by the German club.

Because it’s that time of year, Luciano Spalletti has also left AS Roma.

I’m not passionate about the USMNT, because international football is dumb. But I am passionate about the fact that I think Nick Rimando should have been the US #1 for a while now. Don’t watch MLS? You’re missing out on Rimando’s awesomeness. But Bruce Arena, like Jurgen Klinsmann before him, has put his faith in Tim Howard. I mean, Howard’s good, for sure; but Rimando is very good and it’s a drag he’s never gotten a shot to be the #1. But if not Rimando, better Howard than Brad Guzan, for sure.

Meet Tim Sparv, the “No Stats All-Star”.

Chivas Guadalajara are your 2017 Liga MX Clausura champions, after beating Tigres 4-3 on aggregate.