Tuesday cannon fodder: humiliating demolition election opponent

Arsenal aren’t the only club facing managerial churn once the season is over.

Did you ever have one of those experiences that was so bad, and so visible, you just wanted the earth to open up and swallow you whole?

One of the great things about soccer is the supporters, right? The chanting, the singing, the drums, the atmosphere - supporter groups and fans are fantastic. Unless they’re keeping your kids up at night.

On the other hand, sometimes you have supporters who do things like this.

US Soccer chief Sunil Gulati ran unopposed in his last three elections to that office. Next year, though, he may have competition.

Chinese Democracy eventually got made, but the world is still waiting on Half-Life 3, and a much (much) smaller slice of the world thinks David Beckham will still be able to deliver an MLS team to Miami.

They’re not wasting any time getting rid of that other stadium up the Seven Sisters Road: