The Short Fuse has been taken over today by Cartilage Free Captain, SB Nation's Tottenham Hotspur blog! For the humor-impaired, articles posted today are intended to be parody and do not reflect the views (or even the writing!) of The Short Fuse writing staff.
Author’s Note: the following is a parody of Mo Willems’ excellent and award winning Elephant and Piggie series of children’s books. It is lovingly made with great affection towards the source material, and is not meant to represent the views of Mr. Willems in any way. He might even be an Arsenal fan, to which I say: I’m sorry in a bunch of different ways, Mo.
If you wish to purchase any of Mo’s fantastic books for the child in your life they’re well worth your time. Find them at your local independent bookseller.
For background on how this post came about, check out my series of parodies on Willems’ Don’t Let the Pigeon... books.