Wednesday cannon fodder: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Remember when people coveted Mario Götze? This is what has happened to him since then.

Arsene Wenger described a mooted move to PSG as “fake news”.

Remember yesterday when I told you about the meaningless friendlies coming this summer? Here’s when they all happen, so be sure to drop everything and plan to see your favorite players play 45 half speed minutes, for no reason, for an exorbitant amount of money!

On the eve of England’s next round of World Cup qualifiers, Roy Hodgson has no regrets about his tenure as England manager, which saw him lose to Iceland.

Bruce Arena, meanwhile, renews acquaintances with the USMNT as he prepares them to hopefully depart the basement of the Hex.

The best way to do that would be to get the Darlington Nagbe-Christian Pulisic era started.

In a move that pretty much validates my entire childhood, the NBA is in the midst of a PB&J revolution.