Tuesday cannon fodder: Late to the party

Leicester City decided that match week 26 was a good time to start playing the kind of football that won them the title last year. A reminder: the season is 38 games long.

PRO TIP: Do not vandalize things. But if you’re going to vandalize things, make sure you don’t vandalize your own things. That’s less vandalism than stupidity.

A terrifying thing in the Czech league turned heroic when a player saved an opponent’s life. I would love to think I could react this quickly, but I don’t know; all I know is that I need to renew my CPR certification, and you should do the same or get one if you haven’t.

The guy who runs EA Sports, and who helped turn it into the behemoth it is, is leaving to run Liverpool FC. I mean, he’s clearly good at business, so the move makes sense, regardless of the coincidence of him running the maker of one of the most prominent soccer games on the market.

With all the talk of additional sanctions for players committing infractions on the pitch, such as orange cards and sin bins and the like, there’s also a movement in the opposite direction - to call out and reward fair play.

Tottenham Hotspur’s Harry Kane says he’s one of the best in the world. So that’s him to Real Madrid this summer, then.