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Fuck Mike Dean

Seriously, fuck Mike Dean

West Bromwich Albion v Arsenal - Premier League Photo by Jan Kruger/Getty Images

Fuck Mike Dean. Fuck him right in his stupid, balding, shit-for-brains fucking face. Mike Dean couldn’t spot two dogs fucking if they were on his lap, fucking. Mike Dean is dumber than a box of hammers, dumber than a box of hair, and less mobile than Christopher Reeve after the accident.

Mike Dean officiating a proper match is the same as Donald Trump adhering to his natural skin color. If you gave Mike Dean a weapon to protect himself with it he’d find a way to accidentally discharge it upon himself. If you challenged Mike Dean to spell “dumbfuck“ correctly and spotted Mike Dean the d, the u, the m, the b, the f, the u, and the c, he’d finish it off with a 7. Because he’s stupid af, you see.

Fuck Mike Dean, and fuck anyone who says Arsenal shouldn’t be mad at today’s no-call simply because they played like shit against an inferior club.