Monday cannon fodder: super mario final four

Recap: Portland Timbers 1, Houston Dynamo 2 11/05/2017 | MLSsoccer.com
Portland had no answer for the Dynamo as Houston rolls on to face Seattle in the Western Conference finals.

Recap: New York City FC vs. Columbus Crew SC 11/05/2017 | Matchcenter
The other half of MLS’ final four is set as Columbus advances to face Toronto FC.

Bayern chief says Alexis Sanchez already knows his next club - Football365
Bayern Munich have dropped out of the Alexis Sanchez race as his mind is already made up.

Nice 1-0 Dijon - BBC Sport
Hey! Remember Mario Balotelli? He's still playing!

Arsene Wenger and Arsenal wonder where it all went wrong as Man City march on - ESPN FC
Their manager bemoaned refereeing decisions, but Man City had far too much for Arsenal in a match that reflected the state of both clubs.

Defeat at Chelsea sees Manchester United lose more ground in the Premier League title race - ESPN FC
Jose Mourinho was defiant following his side's defeat at Stamford Bridge but, already, it looks like the Premier League is Man City's to lose.

Celtic make history as St Johnstone rout takes unbeaten record to 63 | Football | The Guardian
Scott Sinclair and Moussa Dembélé goals put Celtic on their way to 4-0 win over St Johnstone and end their own century old record to go four points clear of Aberdeen