Tuesday cannon fodder: comedy shoe urine

Soccer In Miami? Beckham Hints At Big Announcement On Monday « CBS Miami
Turns out Becks' big announcement was...shoes:

Watford’s Troy Deeney charged by FA over clash with Stoke’s Joe Allen | Football | The Guardian
Troy Deeney has been charged with violent conduct for grabbing the face of Stoke’s Joe Allen and faces a three-match ban if found guilty

Tottenham Hotspur ban fans for throwing urine at West Ham supporters - BBC Sport
If I were writing this headline, it would have been NOT TAKING THE PISS: SPURS BAN URINE THROWERS FOR LIFE

Sam Allardyce: Manager admits interest in Everton, USA jobs | SI.com
Sam Allardyce stepped away from management after saving Crystal Palace from relegation, but he could be tempted back with the right opportunity.

Why Italy wants Antonio Conte return: Chelsea success only adds to desire - ESPN FC
Appreciation for Antonio Conte extends far beyond the cult hero personality he established among Juventus fans. All of Italy seems to want him back.

England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland request to wear poppies - BBC Sport
England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will request permission from Fifa to wear poppies during November's international matches.

John Terry, Robin Van Persie, and the Premier League’s funniest ever goal - Planet Football
Watching, reading, or thinking about this goal never gets old.