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Fans can’t be trusted with the MLS All-Star vote
Let's be blunt: the players chosen for the MLS All-Star game aren't this season's true top performers. Should a change be made?

Milan: Bacca out, Zaza in? | Football Italia
Lots of stuff happening in Italy!

Chelsea star Nemanja Matic top of Juventus' shopping list | Daily Mail Online
Nemanja Matic is the top target for Juventus as they search for Paul Pogba's replacement. Pogba is closing in on a world record move to Manchester United.

EAT Y'SELF FITTER: DATA ANALYSIS IN THE LOWER LEAGUES — IBWM
"The manager’s philosophy became my philosophy and as soon as you have that understanding you can work in tandem."

Maradona: I'll coach Argentina again for free
Uh, okay

Real Madrid | Cristiano Ronaldo rules himself out of UEFA Super Cup - AS.com
The 31-year-old Real Madrid star has admitted that he won't be back from a knee injury in time to face Sevilla in Trondheim on 9 August.

Carli Lloyd says she'd be open to playing for Liverpool's women's team
U.S. women's national team star Carli Lloyd said she would be open to playing for Liverpool's women's team, but she plans to play only another four years.

Jose Mourinho bans Manchester United players from Pokemon Go before games | FOX Sports
Soccer balls, not pokeballs, you guys.