Cech - Leads the league in goalkeeping stats, but it always seems like he should be saving the ones that actually get past him.
Monreal - He's been solid & regular even when everyone around him is playing like a wet fart, so I'll point out his hockey assist for Alexis's goal instead of complaining about it being his most wet-farty game of the season.
Koscielny - "He's been our third worst player this half of the season."
Gabriel - God save us if he is the future of Arsenal's central defense.
Bellerin - He's got bigger plans than the Euros this summer...
Elneny - He works his socks off, he has a great pass completion rate, and seems like a good guy - but it's pretty disheartening that he has been our player of the month twice in a row.
Ramsey - Looks scatterbrained as a #8/holding midfield player, so it's no surprise that he can't get into the midfield three when more players are fit.
Iwobi - He has been a bright spot in the second half of the season, but I think we would have been better with an Elneny-Coquelin holding midfield and Ramsey in the attacking midfield role.
Alexis - I love how much he hates losing, but he isn't equipped to be the best player (bar Ozil) on a Premier League title winning team. I think we should let him handle the transfer budget this summer.
Giroud - Done nothing since January, but gets goal and an assist. With the injury to Welbeck we're going to need more of the same from him next weekend. I might be the only guy who will miss him if he leaves in the summer. Unless we sign Aubameyang...
Welbeck - DAT POOR GUY
Wilshere - "Charlie Adam with talent," is kind of harsh but he did look more like a soccer player than a footballer today. I'm sure he'll regain his fitness at the Euros and come back just in time to get injured in the preseason.
Coquelin - A haiku for the man who saved our midfield 18 months ago...
Francis, oh Francis
Last season's revelation
Not so good this year