I woke up yesterday firmly believing I knew which team had the capacity to emphatically beat an already-relegated team and which had the capacity to cap off their season with a really stupid, really bad, really embarrassing loss. Turns out I was one hundred percent dead wrong. Couldn't be happier for it! Here are some match reports from around the interwebs:
Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa: Premier League match report - The Short Fuse
Well, that was basically the perfect end to a weird season.
The Good, the Sad and the Spursy: Happy St Totteringham's Day - The Short Fuse
Well, now, wasn't that something?
Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa: Hahahahahahahahahahaha - Arseblog ... an Arsenal blog
So, we all knew the permutations. We had to win, Sp*rs had to lose and we’d finish second.
Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa - Match report | Arsenal first team, ladies and academy results and fixtures | Arsenal.com | Arsenal.com
Olivier Giroud's hat-trick and Mikel Arteta's late goal secure second place for the Gunners at Emirates Stadium.
Arsenal 4 Aston Villa 0: Gregg Evans' match report with stats and pictures - Birmingham Mail
Olivier Giroud fired in a sublime hat-trick to send Aston Villa crashing down into the Championship on the back of another demoralising defeat.
Arsenal 4 Aston Villa 0: Olivier Giroud scored three before an injury-time own goal completed the rout, a result that meant they moved above Spurs who lost to Newcastle
Newcastle 5 Tottenham 1: Spurs needed just a draw to secure second spot but fell apart at St James' Park despite Newcastle being reduced to 10 men
Please enjoy every single ounce of this today because we have a long summer of transfer rumors and breath-holding over possible international injuries ahead. Once more unto the breach!