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Forbes rank Arsenal as fifth most valuable club in the world | Daily Cannon
Not fourth!? #WAGNEROUT

Bayern Munich's Robert Lewandowski delighted with Mats Hummels deal - ESPN FC
Go figure.

Tottenham news: Pochettino signs extended contract - Goal.com
Honestly, this is great for them. Poch is a fantastic manager.

Kei Kamara: Crew, Whitecaps reportedly had deal in place
The Sierra Leone striker became available after a bizarre incident involving teammate Federico Higuain.

Premier League news: Sunderland goalkeeper Vito Mannone on survival - Goal.com

Don Vito speaks out about another one of Sunderland's great escapes.

Barcelona losing league title to Real Madrid would ruin season - ESPN FC

Couldn't happen to nicer guys.

BREAKING: Reports say Everton sacks Roberto Martinez – ProSoccerTalk

RUH ROH. Luckily for Not At All A Piece Of Human Garbage Piers Morgan, all his faves (including Martinez and Moyes) will be available for us to appoint as manager this summer!

Chambers called up for Toulon Tournament | Daily Cannon

Hollister Cal, doing stuff!