Cech - "I've seen Giroud on the floor more than Petr Cech"
Bellerin - "Bellerin's a brilliant player, having a bad game though"
Mertesacker - "The question still stands as to why we are so shambolic at the back at times? The answer still isn't Per"
Koscielny - "I don't think I'd keep any of these #arsenal players in the team. Maybe cech and koscielny."
Monreal - "Younes done monreal for pace. Retire fella"
Elneny - "Elneny such a good buy from Wenger."
Ramsey - "really weird how Ramsey plays the ball far quicker when he's got an actual footballer next to him, not a human dumpster"
Ozil & Iwobi - "I guess the Iwobi and Özil masterclasses I predicted didn't really happen."
Alexis - "Alexis please stop doing that weird clipped in ball it's literally never worked."
Giroud - "I'm not trying to hear none of that "Giroud is a good striker" chat. Week in week out, he plays CB for the opposing team."
Walcott, Wilshere, Welbeck - "If Walcott, Wheelchair or Welbeck go to euros then someone can have my ticket coz I ain't going to France to watch them"