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Cech - Why don't you get a helmet with a brim for these sunny days?
Monreal - Are you so exasperated by our attacking deficiencies that you feel the need to get back stick?
Koscielny - Honestly, how much do you miss Per?
Gabriel - Where are you keeping the nudes of Arsene?
Bellerin - How low down the table do we have to fall for you to angle for a move to Barcelona?
Coquelin - Can you google "Makelele" and then just do that?
Elneny - Can you tell the other guys they are also allowed to shoot from outside the box?
Ozil - How many finishers do you want us to buy you this summer?
Iwobi - Why didn't you just refuse to come off?
Alexis - How much does your back hurt from carrying this team?
Welbeck - Do you want to go to the Euros or nah?
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Ramsey - Did you come on to help us or Palace?
Giroud - Why are you yelling at people instead of running around for the 10 minutes you're on the pitch?
Walcott - Are you spending lots of time working on your Chinese?
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Suggest your questions so i can print & overnight the list to London Colney by EOD tomorrow.