Cannon Fodder News and Links: Bribery and threatened castration

Alex Iwobi encourages against Barca | Daily Cannon
This is good, I guess?

Man Utd Comment: Brave or stupid? Plan to stand by Van Gaal does at least provide rare consistency - Goal.com
Hahahahahaha, really? I mean, we've got our own managerial problems, but SERIOUSLY!?

Why Romelu Lukaku Should Be Arsenal’s Top Summer Transfer Target | Unibet UK
Look, I know that Gunnerblog isn't the most popular around here at times, but I've been thinking this for a little while now. Have a look.

Muller jokes Guardiola threatened to 'cut off our balls' if Bayern lost to Juventus - Goal.com
Well, that's one way to do it.

Hodgson names two Gunners, Hayden gets under-21 chance | Arseblog News - the Arsenal news site
ISAAC HAYDEN KLAXON

Danny Drinkwater called up for England friendlies against Germany and Holland | Football | The Guardian
Theo Walcott also continues to be called up because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FIFA acknowledges World Cup hosting bribes, asks US for cash
"Yeah, we took some bribes. Can we have our totally-unrelated money back?"

USA roster approach in focus for World Cup qualifiers, Olympic playoff | SI.com
With World Cup qualifiers and Olympic playoff matches on same days, Jurgen Klinsmann must figure out how to balance his USA rosters.