Thursday Cannon Fodder: WAG's edition

Wives and Girlfriends (WAG's) are cannon fodder for British tabloids who know that dumb men will click on any post if it involves a scantily-clad woman who also dates their favorite football players. So it's only appropriate that we do the same here at The Short Fuse. Today, Thursday's Cannon Fodder, is all about WAG's:

OH WHO'S A GOOD DOGGIE SLAPPING THE PISS OUT OF A CAT WITH HIS TAIL? OH YOU ARE! YOU'RE A GOOD PUPPER!

HIS DANG TAIL IS SO CURLY WHEN HE WAGS HIS TAIL HE ALSO SCRATCHES HIS LOWER BACK

IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME IT'S TRICKY, TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY

2016 SYNCHRONIZED TAIL WAGGING OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS

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OK, I guess on to other news...

The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the Montreal Canadians in the MLS Cup Semi-Finals last night. It was a huge win for the Leafs, and now maybe the press there will ease up on Phil Kessel a bit. They move on to play the Seattle Supersonics in the Final, which will be played at the Rogers Centre.

Randy Johnson, presumably, shook his head and then had a beer after reading about the bird who got hit by a soccer ball during a match in Australia.

Jose Mourinho was, yet again, sent to the stands during yesterday's EFL Cup win over West Ham for kicking a bottle.