Hey all! Thanks to Paul for covering for me yesterday, and thanks to all who left birthday messages. Let’s do this thing!
Manchester United’s Bastian Schweinsteiger in talks with Chicago Fire https://t.co/tBFeIbnpSq— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) November 15, 2016
Hooray, more old, overpaid, fading stars! I’m so excited I can barely contain myself! /s
Hat-trick hero Serge Gnabry thought Germany World Cup call-up was hoax https://t.co/yC5tEgsWJe— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) November 14, 2016
“Okay, guys, where’s Ashton Kutcher?”
Conte and Simeone focus more on tactics than Mourinho - Courtois https://t.co/szg906EC7m— Goal (@goal) November 15, 2016
Presumably Mourinho’s just like “go be the biggest poopheads possible” or something.
Just don’t leave too many water bottles on the sidelines.
Yeah, but he’ll do it anyway.
Thanks for turning us down, Jamie!
An article stating that MLS isn't the retirement league Lampard and Gerrard thought it was. https://t.co/oimaOyhmZY— uMAXit Football (@uMAXitFootball) November 15, 2016
If anything, many interviews conducted with Gerrard show almost his surprise at the league here. It wasn’t quite as easy as he thought it was going to be. The quality has gotten higher. The travel and conditions are torture.