Everything’s fine! Nothing to see here!
Maybe he’ll get another one of those nifty tattoos!
Miroslav Klose confirms retirement and joins Germany coaching staff https://t.co/jMp3BUMl5R— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) November 1, 2016
Miroslav Klose has retired.
I’ll just be over here giggling with glee. Reminder that Zlatan is 35 years old and makes a laughable £260,000 per week. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Internazionale sack head coach Frank de Boer after two months in charge https://t.co/L5lT0WDMGD— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) November 1, 2016
Frank de Boer is out at Inter.... Not great, Bob! It seems he did not even last 100 full days in charge.
Meanwhile, in WoSo news... (friendly reminder that the NWSL is the only all-pro league in the world, at least as far as I know - so at least there’s that)
This is sensational and Everton should be lauded for it. I wish Arsenal would get on board with this.
Van Marwijk: Robben not a one-trick pony, he is like Messi https://t.co/5lQN1lZAtc— Goal (@goal) November 1, 2016
Sure. They both are adept at scoring goals. Messi cheats on his taxes, Robben cheats at soccer. They’re basically the same!