Arsenal head down to Stamford Bridge this morning/afternoon to take on current Premier League leaders...wait what oh no hang on I'm looking at this upside down...current 17th place holders Chelsea, in what could be described as a "match". Arsrenal come in to this game in pretty decent health, and in sort-of improving form - Zagreb aside, Arsenal looked more Arsenalish at Stoke last weekend, and one hopes that particular ball continues to roll down that particular hill.
Chelsea are looking to right their particular ship at home, and given that they're a club that is completely banter-free at the moment, it's easy to see how they'll take things more seriously than Arsenal, except it's not because that's dumb.
Anyway. Arsenal will look to hotwire, steal, joyride, and ultimately wrap Chelsea's bus around a telephone pole today, and if they can do that, this day might end pretty well.
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