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PROOF: Alexis Sanchez can control the ball with his neck

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The question now is, what body part can't he control the ball with?

Lift up your hands in praise.
Lift up your hands in praise.
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Arsenal routed Dinamo Zagreb today 3-0 to keep their Champions League campaign stable. That is to say, it is in critical condition and on life support, but has slightly more positive vitals than 3 hours ago. There were wonderfully worked goals, a smart reaction save by Petr Cech, and an overall solid performance.

And there was this:

I want to print out that video, frame it, and burn candles and incense next to it while praying to it. It is that extraordinary and awe-inspiring. Like all miracles, I assumed I was hallucinating while watching. But, it happened. Hallejuah, it is real.

When has someone ever intentionally controlled a ball with the back of their neck. Don't bother with Google. I have never seen it so it has never happened before.

The question now is, what body part can Alexis Sanchez not control a ball with? (Remember, this is a wholesome, family website.)

He truly is Arsenal's redeemer.