Don't Let the Pigeon Sign with Barcelona: an Arsenal parody

LAST TIME, ON "DON'T LET THE PIGEON"

YEARS AGO, in Part 1, the Pigeon was an in-demand footballer who wanted a transfer to Chelsea. But that didn't happen, his friend the duckling was sold to Manchester City for £90m, and Chelsea fans at We Ain't Got No History got very confused.

THEN, in Part 2, the Pigeon got a second chance, this time a mega-bucks transfer to Real Madrid. But again, the deal didn't end up going through, and the Pigeon ended up owing Benoit Assou-Ekotto £10 (lol)

NOW: the Pigeon has somehow ended up at Arsenal (we don't know either, but we're blaming Sol Campbell). WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

Editor's note: this is the third entry in a long-standing parody series based on Mo Willem's delightful children's book "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus." These were/are my children's favorite books, and they're fantastic. Please read them and buy them for the kid in your life.