We've officially reached the "former Arsenal strikers try to break news on Sky Sports via text messages" portion of the program. According to Alan Smith, Danny Welbeck has signed for Arsenal.
Alan Smith just said he's been told by someone at the club that Welbeck is done.— David (@Gooner_66) September 1, 2014
Welbeck signed according to Alan Smith. He just got a text— Orbinho (@Orbinho) September 1, 2014
So yeah, I have no idea who Alan Smith still knows who's working at Arsenal, but evidently that person thinks that Welbz is on his way. We, of course, will see. Stan Collymore is not in agreement.
God, I can't wait for this to all be over.