Do you have your guess on which player it is? If you guessed "Anybody But Alex Song", you are dead-ass wrong:
Reports claim that the 26-year-old has become disillusioned with his inability to cement a regular first-team spot at the Nou Camp, and will look to the Premier League for salvation.
Manchester United and Liverpool have already expressed an interest in the former Arsenal man, however Tottenham joining the race is likely to spark the Premier League clubs into action.
It has been reported that the Cameroonian international will be sold for just over half of the £15m fee Barcelona paid Arsenal in 2012.
The estimated £8m-£10m fee is very reasonable for the experience that Song has accumulated.
If these reports are true, then...then that means that....you see, if Alex Song goes to one of these three...I'm really sorry, folks. You see, it's hard...I'm really having a hard time stifling...must keep a straight face...hold on...