Stoke City vs. Arsenal: match discussion, television information

Stoke City vs. Arsenal
The Britannia Stadium, Minas Morgul, just outside of Mordor
Saturday March 1st, 2014 | 10am Eastern, 3pm London
TV: NBC Sports Live Extra
SB Nation Stoke blog thing: Here

Praise the good lord Bergkamp, this is the last time Arsenal have to play a game against Stoke this year. With any luck, they'll get relegated at the end of the season, and we'll never have to deal with these bastards again (for at least a year, I guess).

If you've been here before, you know the rules, so just follow them. If you're new, then basically it's just a directive to act like a human. Don't be a racist, or an anything-cist or -phobe. Be kind to your fellow fan, even if things get stressful at any point. And most important of all, don't ask for or post links to illegal streams of the game.

Obviously that was a joke, that's not the most important thing. The most important thing is to have fun and believe in yourself.

Lineups will be posted when they're released, and someone's awake enough to turn on a computer.

UPDATE: We have lineups and bench.

The official team-sheet. #SCFCvAFC pic.twitter.com/PS83akKIGd

— Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) March 1, 2014