Arsenal sells Szczesny, targets DM, buys Ibrahimovic instead (in Szczesny's FIFA15 game)

NBC Sports' Pro Soccer Talk and other media outlets looking to fill the Interlull are "reporting" that Arsenal goalie Wojciech Szczesny has been sold to Manchester United for £18.5 million, and after seeking a defensive midfielder to support the team's back four, Arsenal abandoned that search and instead signed PSG striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

At least, that's what Szczesny himself did in a recent game of FIFA15, captured by a Polish film crew working on a story about the goalkeeper. Reportedly, the camera crew caught a glimpse of the game on his TV, and noticed a graphic showing that Arsenal fans were excited about David Ospina's promotion to #1 netminder. At that point, Szczesny revealed that he'd handled the transfer market in the manner of a great number of other FIFA15 players -- that is, to say, the "how-are-you-not-drunk zone."

During the same game, Real Madrid's Karim Benzema became part of the expensive striker platoon at Manchester City, whereas Spurs had to settle for CSKA Moscow's Seydou Doumbia.