Gareth Bale's Infringement on Intellectual Property Doesn't Go Unnoticed

♪ ♫ IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND ♪ ♫

(answers phone) You got Bale!

Bro.

Yo, bro! What up, yo?

We need to talk, bro.

Bro?

Yeah, bro. For real, yo.

Oh no, bro. You lacking swaggy swag, yo?

No, yo. It's you, bro.

Oh man, bro. What's troubling Beebs?

This, bro. I saw this in the reader thing that comes on paper and, like, stuff, and bro, I'm not too happy right now, yo.

You mean this one, yo?

Yeah, bro.

Fa'sho, bro?

Yo. Like, that whole heart thing and, like, stuff, was like, totally mines. And I kinda thought, like, you know bro, if another swaggy bro of mine - one of my bro-bro's - was going to do me like that, he'd, you know like, pick up his celly and give me a ring. Like, you know, bro?

Yo?

Yeah, bro. That's my thing. Remember, yo?

Bro, like, I didn't mean any harm, yo. Just tryna' chase that paper, ya know?

I know, yo, but this ain't your first rodeo with stealing my sh*t, bro.

Say what, yo?

Your hair, bro. I rocked swaggy swag hair back in the day like this -

- And, bro, you show up to White Heart Lane looking like this:

I'd consider this a broincidence, but then after I change my hair to look like this:

You come out all chillin' with the honeys looking like this:

Bro, like, I'm sorry for all this, yo. Is there anything I can do to make it up, you know?

Yo, bro, there is one thing you can do, yo. Sign for Madrid, bro.

I'm already on it, bro!

Yo!

Yo!

Alright, bro, I gotta wreck some stuff up in this thang, yo. Melt some hearts, get a few moms excited, too, you know 'bout them Bro Derek's, yo?

You know it, bro. I got a day off, yo, and I'm heading out to go do some brollerblading.

OK, yo. Stay chilly, bro.

Peace, yo.