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Location: Emirates Stadium, Ashburton Grove, London
Form: ARS: WLWWWW | EVE: LWWWDW
TV Coverage: Fox Soccer Channel
Arsenal have won pretty this year, and Arsenal have won ugly. Saturday was ugly. If they're going by a strict rotation policy, tonight should be pretty; but this is Arsenal, so who knows. Either way, three points are again vital to tighten their grip on whatever the thing is that reads "YOU'RE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE". Is that some sort of stick? A banner? A plaque? Or is it just a really nice fortune cookie?
Anyway, here we are, to talk about the match as it happens, on the other side of the planet from where the match actually is. Technology! We actually used to do match thread-type things in the old days, but the cost of sending all those telegrams got ridiculous fast, so we stopped.
Y'all know the rules - keep your illegal streams to yourself, be nice to each other, and enjoy your last match thread without editable comments.
GO ON YOU REDS