The Pit of Despair

Jose Mourinho welcomes Cesc Fabregas to Chelsea


The Chelsea manager called his new signing to congratulate him on his move to the club

The Dumbest Thing Ever Created Is Dead

An obituary for something that doesn't deserve it.

He in his madness prays for storms

A story of the day that I discovered that Carlos Vela might be returning to Arsenal

Solving Arsenal's Injury Crisis


Arsenal, of course, are always in an injury crisis. This is one solution.

Donate to a worthy cause today!


There's a special cause that's needing your assistance; will you be the person to help out?

Meet Spendy McWarchester!

The Short Fuse introduces the newest member of our team.

der Rabe


Our man Zito spits poetry and channels his inner Drake with his introspective look back at Mesut Ozil's return from injury

Hello, Hipster!


In which our intrepid hero discovers something about himself he never knew existed.

Arsene Wenger responds to Jose Mourinho


The Arsenal manager responds in a very unconventional way to The Special One

Will Some New Transfer Rumors Cheer You Up?

21 seems to think so. Learn who might displace Kim Kallstrom as Arsenal's newest signing.

Did Liverpool v Arsenal even happen?


I am utterly surprised and shocked that the FA chose to cancel

Tancredi Palmeri has news, but he's not telling


So we're just going to have to guess for a while.

ESPN FC doesn't know what soccer, cricket are


Because when I look for an Arsenal preview, what I really want is an international cricket recap.

Sneak Preview of the New Arsenal Kits?


Or is this just a cruel hoax? You might want to sit down for this one.

Theo Walcott's letter from the FA


The Short Fuse has obtained the letter Walcott received from the FA that was to "remind him of his responsibilities." And, apparently, to call him out in a manner that only the FA could ever...

Owen on Özil


In a time when many fans are frustrated with Mesut Ozil, Michael Owen decides to speak the bare truth.

Create-Your-Own Arsenal In Crisis!


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What Arsenal Must Do


Arsenal won't contend for the title until they complete a few labors, like beating Chelsea or slaying the hellbeast Cerberus.

Sleeveless in North London


The world is full of evildoers. It's up to us to stop them.

The Autumnal Mists of London


A man is summons to meet with an old friend on a grey, misting Tuesday afternoon in London. What transpires is something he couldn't ever imagine.

Wenger needs to continue changing


Arsene Wenger has begun the process of changing this season, but if Arsenal are going to be successful this season, he'll need to continue changing.

Injuries, Injuries, Injuries


Flamini, Gnabry, Walcott, Podolski, and the Ox are all out for arguably the two most important matches of the season so far.

Bendtner's wage demands halted move to Frankfurt


Because of course they did. Because we can't have nice things anymore.

Frankfurt bypasses Bendtner for Kadlec


And now we're stuck, yet again, with trying to find a club to take on our resident head case.

Arsenal already have their Fellaini

Arsenal have been linked with a move for Marouane Fellaini this summer; but should they make it if they already have a player to do all that he does?

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