Deadwood

For real though, how do you pronounce "Gnabry"?

60

A secret that has eluded us for many a year, finally revealed. I think.

Lukas Podolski hates Tottenham appropriately

18

Things like this are the reason why I love the crazy bastard.

Mesut Ozil makes UEFA Team of the Year

18

Mesut Ozil made the fan-voted all star team for the calendar year 2013.

Arsenal 14-15 home kit leak?

235

A picture tweeted by former sprint champion Linford Christie may have revealed the home shirt Arsenal will wear next season.

Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game: Week 3

25

Four new maps for you to figure out just who the hell the player is

Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game, Week 2

44

Come here for your puzzle and thinking fix!

The gold-standard Mesut Özil video

You've watched the rest, now watch the best.

The Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game

46

Put your sexy football player skills to use here in the first instillation of the Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game

How to pronounce Mesut Özil

32

Because let's face it, we're probably all doing it wrong.

Photos: Mesut Özil in an Arsenal kit

28

The club has had a photoshoot in Germany. It's real, and it's spectacular, you guys.

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