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Wenger, king of France, married to Joan of Arc

Arsene Wenger's past has seemingly revealed itself, as a Bromley woman who claims to be Joan of Arc in her past life, claims that she was married to Arsene Wenger when he was King of France.

Laurent Koscielny Gives Back, Loves Accordions

Say what you will about accordions, this is good.

Could Obama Help Zelalem Pick the USA?

There's a Change.org petition trying to make that happen. No, seriously.

Goals of the Season: Rosicky vs. Wilshere

Last weekend, Tomas Rosicky scored a great goal. But was it the Greatest?

Could Arsenal come to the United States in summer?

With a Western Hemisphere World Cup, it could actually happen.

Arsenal eclipse Manchester United in China

I guess all those tours of Asia are paying off.

ESPN FC doesn't know what soccer, cricket are

Because when I look for an Arsenal preview, what I really want is an international cricket recap.

The Mata of Jose Mourinho

The Chelsea manager has gone out of his way to inflict pain on Arsenal, and he looks as if he's becoming more cruel as time wears on.

For real though, how do you pronounce "Gnabry"?

A secret that has eluded us for many a year, finally revealed. I think.

Yahoo-baseball

Lukas Podolski hates Tottenham appropriately

Things like this are the reason why I love the crazy bastard.

Mesut Ozil makes UEFA Team of the Year

Mesut Ozil made the fan-voted all star team for the calendar year 2013.

Arsenal 14-15 home kit leak?

A picture tweeted by former sprint champion Linford Christie may have revealed the home shirt Arsenal will wear next season.

Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game: Week 3

Four new maps for you to figure out just who the hell the player is

Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game, Week 2

Come here for your puzzle and thinking fix!

The gold-standard Mesut Özil video

You've watched the rest, now watch the best.

The Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game

Put your sexy football player skills to use here in the first instillation of the Official TSF "Who Am I?" Game

How to pronounce Mesut Özil

Because let's face it, we're probably all doing it wrong.

Photos: Mesut Özil in an Arsenal kit

The club has had a photoshoot in Germany. It's real, and it's spectacular, you guys.

Flamini training at Arsenal, probably not anything

Several years after leaving for AC Milan, Flamini is a free agent again. It's probably not a thing.

Video: Lukas Podolski is an insane person

In a video, Poldi is making a strong run at the Andrei Arshavin Memorial Crazy Person position for Arsenal.

VIDEO: Walcott and Chamberlain troll Ramsey

Aaron Ramsey's haters will fall, like leaves in a sharp autumn wind. Even if they're his teammates.

The revolving striker transfer market

We play out our predictions on what is shaping up to be quite the crazy transfer market surrounding professional kickers of balls into nets

Arsenal launch 2013-14 away kit

Arsenal have revealed the 2013-14 away kit, and it's BLUE AND YELLOW BLUE AND YELLOW BLUE AND YELLOW BLUE AND YELLOW

Arsenal already have their Fellaini

Arsenal have been linked with a move for Marouane Fellaini this summer; but should they make it if they already have a player to do all that he does?

The leak before the leak: Arsenal's away shirt

Arsenal won't be revealing the new away shirt for a few days, but a teaser video and leaked picture can hold you over.

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