Deadwood

van Gaal to blame for United's injury crisis

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Had he taken the sage, sound advice from a leading fitness expert, they'd be 100% healthy. But he didn't, and now he's paying the price.

Szczesny Out, Ibra In!

20

At least, that's what happened when an Arsenal player took to FIFA 15 and made some moves.

Watch Arsene Wenger play soccer tennis

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I don't speak French, so I'm not entirely sure why any of this is happening, but here's Arsene Wenger playing soccer tennis in a suit. This can't be easy. I tried to juggle on a futsal court last night and almost broke my leg, for goodness' sake.

The All-Jagbag team: an exercise

69

In which I try to determine how much likeability and character actually matter.

Puma helps Wenger defeat his longtime nemesis

37

No, not Mourinho. (Not yet, anyway.)

Lukas Podolski tries his hand at new career

14

Hey, if you're not getting playing time, you might as well look at your options.

Ozil trolls Bayern Munich, Daily Mail, haters

The injured playmaker's foray into #banter is on point.

Who should receive the blame for Ozil's injury?

86

It's time we settle this narrative once and for all

Is Thierry Henry coming home (again)?

Wherever he is next year, it's not going to be New York Red Bulls.

Galatasaray charged for flare-throwing incident

Yeah, that's what you get for wrecking our awesome pitch.

Alexis Sanchez really wants to play vs. Tottenham

18

Arsenal's new star forward seems pretty excited for his first North London Derby.

Arsenal boost in future William Carvalho pursuit?

One of the many, many hurdles that kept the Portuguese midfielder out of London may be coming down.

Could Spurs and Arsenal Share A Stadium?

96

Spurs need a temporary home. There's a stadium close by. It just happens to be Arsenal's stadium.

Kompany thinks Arsenal are title-challengers

17

It's nice to hear nice things from people.

Arsenal find unorthodox centerback solution

Over a week after the transfer deadline has passed, Arsenal finally have a fourth centerback ready.

Arsenal join #RainbowLaces with hilarious video

Arsenal just can't change how awesome they are.

Benik Afobe scores twice against Manchester United

Arsenal loanees just keep scoring against United.

Former Arsenal Player Can Solve Midfield Crisis

A former Arsenal player could be the solution to their midfield crisis

The Ox and Gibbs take on Marriner - again

I'm not sure if the #banter from this one can be surpassed.

Gedion Zelalem takes the ice bucket challenge

64

This is about what my reaction would be if I got challenged.

POLL: Who should captain Arsenal this year?

Which player deserves a mostly-meaningless symbolic honor that won't affect team play at all?

Messi asked about Arsenal before signing new deal

179

It was probably never happening, but LIONEL MESSI AHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH

Guess who just got retweeted by Piers Morgan?

91

In other news, I think I need to shut my phone off for the next half-hour or so

VIDEO: Arsenal prepare to fit in in New York

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FUHGEDDABOUDIT

Mesut Ozil is a wonderful human being

27

Aside from being a World Cup winner, Mesut Ozil is also a winner of hearts as he's set to pay for the surgery of 23 Brazilian children.

Alexis Sanchez picks shirt number

The squad is in disarray. Well, not really.

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