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Messi asked about Arsenal before signing new deal

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It was probably never happening, but LIONEL MESSI AHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH

Guess who just got retweeted by Piers Morgan?

91

In other news, I think I need to shut my phone off for the next half-hour or so

VIDEO: Arsenal prepare to fit in in New York

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FUHGEDDABOUDIT

Mesut Ozil is a wonderful human being

27

Aside from being a World Cup winner, Mesut Ozil is also a winner of hearts as he's set to pay for the surgery of 23 Brazilian children.

Alexis Sanchez picks shirt number

The squad is in disarray. Well, not really.

BREAKING: Alexis Sanchez has an adorable bunny

27

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Arsenal launch new Puma kit: LIVE STREAM

329

Hey, let's watch the show!

No, Arsenal is not buying Hulk

or, The Internet Is Full Of Garbage People

Poldi Has A Pool Party At Media Day

8

Throwing someone in the pool -- that's always worth some laffs.

2014 FA Cup: Arsenal's Road to a Trophy

The FA Cup saw several signature Arsenal wins, and a few that shouldn't have been as close.

Jack Wilshere reached out to Paul Scholes

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Wilshere in an attempt to gain clarification, confronted Paul Scholes about his stinging criticism

Arsenal secure title in league

9

Yes, you read that right.

Arsenal players react to mean tweets

74

Podolski, Mertesacker, and Arteta try to prove a few social media doubters wrong

Arsenal stars sing "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"

15

It's, um, something else.

Wenger, king of France, married to Joan of Arc

34

Arsene Wenger's past has seemingly revealed itself, as a Bromley woman who claims to be Joan of Arc in her past life, claims that she was married to Arsene Wenger when he was King of France.

Laurent Koscielny Gives Back, Loves Accordions

31

Say what you will about accordions, this is good.

Could Obama Help Zelalem Pick the USA?

7

There's a Change.org petition trying to make that happen. No, seriously.

Goals of the Season: Rosicky vs. Wilshere

58

Last weekend, Tomas Rosicky scored a great goal. But was it the Greatest?

Could Arsenal come to the United States in summer?

With a Western Hemisphere World Cup, it could actually happen.

Arsenal eclipse Manchester United in China

18

I guess all those tours of Asia are paying off.

ESPN FC doesn't know what soccer, cricket are

21

Because when I look for an Arsenal preview, what I really want is an international cricket recap.

The Mata of Jose Mourinho

The Chelsea manager has gone out of his way to inflict pain on Arsenal, and he looks as if he's becoming more cruel as time wears on.

For real though, how do you pronounce "Gnabry"?

60

A secret that has eluded us for many a year, finally revealed. I think.

Lukas Podolski hates Tottenham appropriately

18

Things like this are the reason why I love the crazy bastard.

Mesut Ozil makes UEFA Team of the Year

18

Mesut Ozil made the fan-voted all star team for the calendar year 2013.

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