Hey all. Got back last night and wanted to get a post up so you'll have time to get this week's picks in.

I'll post the megaweek results after about thirty-four more hours of sleep. Managed to just slug down eight or nine espressos to come up with a report for the megaweek. Feel free to double and triple-check my work, because I'm hallucinating quite a bit. I haven't done the greenening of the Google sheet yet, but I'll color by numbers eventually and make your digital world a more beautiful place.

Week 35/36 (click for spreadsheet)

sluellwitz 26 4
Philly37 23 4
AndrewMain 22 4
HoodRiverDuck 22 3
Astar 21 4
bmasson11 19 2
unclf14 17 2
Sam5001 16 1
PowderedDonut 15 2
SteakBaller 15 1
Scrupio 15 0
Captain Kirk 3 12 0
Adnan Ilyas 11 0
hansdampf 9 1

THE PODIUM: sluellwitz continues his run of amazing late season form (JUST LIKE ARSENAL AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME FROM 2013), closely followed by Philly37 and Andrew Main.

CLEVER PICK OF THE WEEK: sluellwitz nailed Crystal Palace 1-0 over West Ham for three points, and nobody else scored a goddamn thing on the type of match where we probably should have.

CRISIS PICK OF THE WEEK/Philly37 WISHFUL THINKING PICK OF THE WEEK: Nobody did anything particularly crisis-worthy, but my favorite pick was Philly37 as usual, who liked Liverpool to put seven past Chelsea and win by ten. MATH IS FUNNY, Y'ALL.

Season Standings

Points IKTS
HoodRiverDuck 329 41
sluellwitz 315 39
hansdampf 305 34
Astar 298 37
AndrewMain 289 33
Scrupio 287 29
Captain Kirk 3 278 27
SteakBaller 273 29
Adnan Ilyas 266 28
T.Coolguy 245 22
silverace99 237 26
jellomon 223 25
Sam5001 214 25
Philly37 205 24
PowderedDonut 178 19
bmasson11 124 12
rzor 90 10
unclf14 86 7
LePrince 33 4
Harold Harpoon 25 3
bearcatcardfan 16 1
DJ Holm 8 0

sluellwitz really means effing business, and if he gains as much on me as he did on hansdampf this week, then the title is his. BREATH DEEPLY, SELF.

IKTS Cup Sponsored by TSF Industries Standings

Points IKTS
sluellwitz 21 4
PowderedDonut 18 4
SteakBaller 18 3
HoodRiverDuck 17 4
Scrupio 16 2
Astar 15 3
Captain Kirk 3 15 2
AndrewMain 14 3
silverace99 14 2
hansdampf 14 1
Philly37 13 3
Adnan Ilyas 13 2
T.Coolguy 10 2
Sam5001 10 1
jellomon 10 1
bmasson11 5 1
unclf14 3 0
rzor 2 0
LePrince 2 0
Harold Harpoon 2 0
DJ Holm 2 0
bearcatcardfan 2 0

May 17 can't come soon enough!

IKTS Week 37

Saturday, May 3:
West Ham United vs Spurs, 7:45am, NBCSN
Manchester United vs Sunderland, 10am, NBCSN
Aston Villa vs Hull City, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Newcastle United vs Cardiff, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Stoke City vs Fulham, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Swansea vs Southampton, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Everton vs Manchester City, 12:30pm, CNBC
Sunday, May 4:
Arsenal vs West Brom, 8:30am, NBCSN
Chelsea vs Norwich, 11am, NBCSN
Monday, May 5:
Crystal Palace vs Liverpool, 3pm, NBCSN
Tuesday, May 6:
Manchester United vs Hull, 2:45pm, NBCSN
Wednesday, May 7:
Manchester City vs Aston Villa, 2:45pm, NBCSN
Sunderland vs West Brom, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time



West Ham United vs Spurs
Manchester United vs Sunderland
Aston Villa vs Hull City
Newcastle United vs Cardiff
Stoke City vs Fulham
Swansea vs Southampton
Everton vs Manchester City
Arsenal vs West Brom
Chelsea vs Norwich
Crystal Palace vs Liverpool
Manchester United vs Hull
Manchester City vs Aston Villa
Sunderland vs West Brom

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