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IKTS Week 35/36 - MEGAWEEK BLOWOUT

I'll be in Italy for the next two weeks, and will be damned if I'm wasting a moment of my time hanging around with you clowns in the electron ether of the internet. (Oh who am I kidding, they have web cafes there, right? I can't quit you guys. Besides, I have a fantasy baseball team to manage too.) I won't be taking my laptop, anyway, so I won't have access to my magical spreadsheets.

Week 34 (click for spreadsheet)

Points IKTS
sluellwitz 13 4
Sam5001 12 3
HoodRiverDuck 9 2
AndrewMain 8 1
Captain Kirk 3 8 0
hansdampf 7 1
Astar 6 2
PowderedDonut 6 0
unclf14 6 0
SteakBaller 4 1
Philly37 3 1

THE PODIUM: sluellwitz continues his assault on the top spots by picking 1-0 for everything. Sam and I are along for the ride.

CLEVER PICK OF THE WEEK: Captain Kirk called the Tottenham-WBA draw and pick up two points in doing so.

CRISIS PICK OF THE WEEK/Philly37 WISHFUL THINKING PICK OF THE WEEK: I picked Swansea to beat Chelsea. I regret nothing. I also earned nothing. Except this awesome double trophy!

Season Standings

Points IKTS
HoodRiverDuck 307 38
hansdampf 296 33
sluellwitz 289 35
Astar 277 33
Scrupio 272 29
AndrewMain 267 29
Captain Kirk 3 266 27
SteakBaller 258 28
Adnan Ilyas 255 28
T.Coolguy 245 22
silverace99 237 26
jellomon 223 25
Sam5001 198 24
Philly37 182 20
PowderedDonut 163 17
bmasson11 105 10
rzor 90 10
unclf14 69 5
LePrince 33 4
Harold Harpoon 25 3
bearcatcardfan 16 1
DJ Holm 8 0

I'm feeling it: breathing room. And sluellwitz is inching up on hansdampf little by little. TIME FOR ME TO UNDERESTIMATE MY OPPONENTS AND PICK 72-3 EVERY MATCH.

IKTS Cup Sponsored by TSF Industries Standings

Points IKTS
sluellwitz 21 4
PowderedDonut 18 4
SteakBaller 18 3
HoodRiverDuck 17 4
Scrupio 16 2
Astar 15 3
Captain Kirk 3 15 2
AndrewMain 14 3
silverace99 14 2
hansdampf 14 1
Philly37 13 3
Adnan Ilyas 13 2
T.Coolguy 10 2
Sam5001 10 1
jellomon 10 1
bmasson11 5 1
unclf14 3 0
rzor 2 0
LePrince 2 0
Harold Harpoon 2 0
DJ Holm 2 0
bearcatcardfan 2 0

OK, one game left, and only three people left in it. Mathematically, Steakballer can only tie for the title. He and PowderedDonut will (probably) have to sell their souls and pick against Arsenal in addition to calling the exact score to catch sluellwitz. In other words, sluellwitz would have to completely shit the bed to lose the tropheeee.

(SLUELLWITZ IS JUST LIKE ARSENAL, GUYS.)

Anyway, we'll find out in a month or so.

THIS WEEK IS TWO WEEKS!

Feel free to make your picks at whatever pace suits you. As long as they're timestamped by their respective kickoffs I'll enter them into the Spreadsheet of Doom.

Week 35/36 (All times Eastern)

Tuesday, April 15:
Arsenal vs West Ham United, 2:45pm, NBCSN
Wednesday, April 16:
Manchester City vs Sunderland, 2:45pm, TBD
Everton vs Crystal Palace, 2:45pm, TBD
Saturday, April 19:
Tottenham vs Fulham, 7:45am, NBCSN
Aston Villa vs Southampton, 10am, TBD
Cardiff vs Stoke, 10am, TBD
Newcastle vs Swansea, 10am, TBD
West Ham United vs Crystal Palace, 10am, TBD
Sunday, April 20:
Hull vs Arsenal, 6am, TBD
Norwich vs Liverpool, 7am, NBCSN
Chelsea vs Sunderland, 9:05am, NBCSN
Everton vs Manchester United, 11:10am, NBCSN
Monday, April 21:
Manchester City vs West Brom, 3pm, NBCSN
Saturday, April 26:
Southampton vs Everton, 7:45am, NBCSN
Fulham vs Hull, 10am, TBD
Stoke vs Tottenham, 10am, TBD
Swansea vs Aston Villa, 10am, TBD
West Brom vs West Ham, 10am, TBD
Manchester United vs Norwich, 12:30pm, NBC
Sunday, April 27:
Sunderland vs Cardiff, 7am, NBCSN
Liverpool vs Chelsea, 9:05am, NBCSN
Crystal Palace vs Manchester City, 11:10am, NBCSN
Monday, April 28:
Arsenal vs Newcastle, 3pm, NBCSN

Source: http://worldsoccertalk.com/premier-league-tv-schedule

Cut/Paste:

Arsenal vs West Ham United
Manchester City vs Sunderland
Everton vs Crystal Palace
Tottenham vs Fulham
Aston Villa vs Southampton
Cardiff vs Stoke
Newcastle vs Swansea
West Ham United vs Crystal Palace
Hull vs Arsenal
Norwich vs Liverpool
Chelsea vs Sunderland
Everton vs Manchester United
Manchester City vs West Brom
Southampton vs Everton
Fulham vs Hull
Stoke vs Tottenham
Swansea vs Aston Villa
West Brom vs West Ham
Manchester United vs Norwich
Sunderland vs Cardiff
Liverpool vs Chelsea
Crystal Palace vs Manchester City
Arsenal vs Newcastle

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