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IKTS Week 33 - HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, THIS MAY GET SCARY

The next six weeks are going to require heavy sedation and probably all of us will incur a medical bill or three. Everton is four points behind us, with a game in hand, and hosts us this week. Just go ahead and start the hyperventilation now. Plus, our little battle for the imaginary tropheez still has much to be decided.

Week 32 (click for spreadsheet)

Points IKTS
sluellwitz 16 1
hansdampf 15 2
AndrewMain 14 1
Adnan Ilyas 13 3
Sam5001 13 2
HoodRiverDuck 13 1
Captain Kirk 3 12 1
PowderedDonut 12 1
Scrupio 12 1
T.Coolguy 11 1
unclf14 11 1
Astar 10 1
Philly37 5 0

THE PODIUM: This week's chart looks a lot like the Prem's, doesn't it? Congrats to sluellwitz, hansdampf, and AndrewMain for eking out their respective podial spots over one another and the rest of us.

CLEVER PICK OF THE WEEK/Philly37 WISHFUL THINKING PICK OF THE WEEK: Philly37 grabs both of these with one magical pick, because you and I all know that it was calculating prognostic skill that made him pick Crystal Palace to beat Chelsea, but I'll also give him credit for just taking a flyer on something nice happening to Arsenal for once, thereby being the only one to score anything from the match, and yet still managing to finish the deadest of dead lasts in the standings.

And of course I win the RUN-ON SENTENCE FROM HELL OF THE WEEK this time. NURSE! THE COFFEE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

CRISIS PICK OF THE WEEK: AStar and Sam5001, come on. Newcastle is horrendous. They weren't taking anything off Everton no matter how much you wanted it to happen. How in the world have they stayed ninth in the table?

Season Standings

Points IKTS
HoodRiverDuck 288 34
hansdampf 286 32
sluellwitz 271 31
Scrupio 261 28
Astar 258 29
AndrewMain 254 28
Captain Kirk 3 251 26
SteakBaller 250 27
Adnan Ilyas 248 28
T.Coolguy 245 22
silverace99 237 26
jellomon 223 25
Sam5001 179 20
Philly37 173 18
PowderedDonut 152 17
bmasson11 105 10
rzor 90 10
unclf14 60 5
LePrince 33 4
Harold Harpoon 25 3
bearcatcardfan 16 1
DJ Holm 8 0

I...can't...breathe...

IKTS Cup Sponsored by TSF Industries Standings

Points IKTS
sluellwitz 21 4
PowderedDonut 18 4
SteakBaller 18 3
HoodRiverDuck 17 4
Scrupio 16 2
Astar 15 3
Captain Kirk 3 15 2
AndrewMain 14 3
silverace99 14 2
hansdampf 14 1
Philly37 13 3
Adnan Ilyas 13 2
T.Coolguy 10 2
jellomon 10 1
Sam5001 10 1
bmasson11 5 1
unclf14 3 0
rzor 2 0
LePrince 2 0
Harold Harpoon 2 0
bearcatcardfan 2 0
DJ Holm 2 0

COME AT US LATIC BROS

And before I get to this week's slate, here's my plan for the next few weeks. I know you guys are every bit as anal retentive as me, and have to plan your entire lives down to the day.

Week 34 will include matches of April 12&13, including Arsenal's FA Cup semifinal.

Weeks 35&36 will be the huge megaweek blowout, during which I'll be on (mostly) technological silence while traveling to Italy. It'll include all matches from April 15-28.

Then things will return to normal for the home stretch. In the unlikely circumstance Arsenal triumphs over Wigan, the FA Cup final isn't until May 17, in case you were wondering.

Welp!

Week 33 (All times Eastern)

Saturday, April 5:
Manchester City vs Southampton, 7:45am, NBCSN
Newcastle vs Man United, 10am, NBCSN
Aston Villa vs Fulham, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Cardiff vs Crystal Palace, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Hull vs Swansea, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Norwich vs West Brom, 10am, Premier League Extra Time
Chelsea vs Stoke, 12:30pm, NBC

Sunday, April 6:
Everton vs Arsenal, 8:30am, NBCSN
West Ham United vs Liverpool, 11am, CNBC

Monday, April 7:
Tottenham vs Sunderland, 3pm, NBCSN

Source: http://worldsoccertalk.com/premier-league-tv-schedule

Cut/Paste:

Manchester City vs Southampton
Newcastle vs Man United
Aston Villa vs Fulham
Cardiff vs Crystal Palace
Hull vs Swansea
Norwich vs West Brom
Chelsea vs Stoke
Everton vs Arsenal
West Ham United vs Liverpool
Tottenham vs Sunderland

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