Gareth Bale's Infringement on Intellectual Property Doesn't Go Unnoticed

If you don't watch it, he'll try to trademark this as well - Ian Walton

After filing the trademark paperwork and having news of it leak out to the press, Bale gets a phone call from a very agitated bro about his actions

518bcd4e055ee_medium ♪ ♫ IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND ♪ ♫

518bcdfa09da8_medium (answers phone) You got Bale!

518bceb72c0af_medium Bro.

518bcdfa09da8_medium Yo, bro! What up, yo?

518bceb72c0af_medium We need to talk, bro.

518bcdfa09da8_medium Bro?

518bceb72c0af_medium Yeah, bro. For real, yo.

518bcdfa09da8_medium Oh no, bro. You lacking swaggy swag, yo?

518bceb72c0af_medium No, yo. It's you, bro.

518bcdfa09da8_medium Oh man, bro. What's troubling Beebs?

518bceb72c0af_mediumThis, bro. I saw this in the reader thing that comes on paper and, like, stuff, and bro, I'm not too happy right now, yo.

518bcdfa09da8_medium You mean this one, yo?

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518bceb72c0af_medium Yeah, bro.

518bcdfa09da8_medium Fa'sho, bro?

518bceb72c0af_medium Yo. Like, that whole heart thing and, like, stuff, was like, totally mines. And I kinda thought, like, you know bro, if another swaggy bro of mine - one of my bro-bro's - was going to do me like that, he'd, you know like, pick up his celly and give me a ring. Like, you know, bro?

518bcdfa09da8_medium Yo?

518bceb72c0af_medium Yeah, bro. That's my thing. Remember, yo?

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518bcdfa09da8_medium Bro, like, I didn't mean any harm, yo. Just tryna' chase that paper, ya know?

518bceb72c0af_medium I know, yo, but this ain't your first rodeo with stealing my sh*t, bro.

518bcdfa09da8_medium Say what, yo?

518bceb72c0af_medium Your hair, bro. I rocked swaggy swag hair back in the day like this -

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518bceb72c0af_medium - And, bro, you show up to White Heart Lane looking like this:

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518bceb72c0af_medium I'd consider this a broincidence, but then after I change my hair to look like this:

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518bceb72c0af_medium You come out all chillin' with the honeys looking like this:

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518bcdfa09da8_medium Bro, like, I'm sorry for all this, yo. Is there anything I can do to make it up, you know?

518bceb72c0af_medium Yo, bro, there is one thing you can do, yo. Sign for Madrid, bro.

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518bcdfa09da8_medium I'm already on it, bro!

518bceb72c0af_medium Yo!

518bcdfa09da8_medium Yo!

518bceb72c0af_medium Alright, bro, I gotta wreck some stuff up in this thang, yo. Melt some hearts, get a few moms excited, too, you know 'bout them Bro Derek's, yo?

518bcdfa09da8_medium You know it, bro. I got a day off, yo, and I'm heading out to go do some brollerblading.

518bceb72c0af_medium OK, yo. Stay chilly, bro.

518bcdfa09da8_medium Peace, yo.

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