Peepants Stan has rescued The Prodigal Bmasson11 from the trunk of the Bentley at Alisher Usmanov's Fantasy Death Metal Camp, but for some reason he needs him to help solve some riddles that a grumpy old troll who lives under a bridge has asked of him. So until they can figure it out, I'm pressing on.

Here is the link to the Week 14 Google Sheet report. Dark green indicates 3 points, medium 2 points, and light green 1 point.

Before we get to the as-always-unofficial-for-now standings, let me say that you should all feel free to double check your scores and point out anything I've gotten wrong. I transfer the scores from here to the spreadsheet by hand, and although I double check, human error is a real thing, all.


Week 14

Points IKTS
Astar 11 1
silverace99 10 2
Adnan Ilyas 10 0
Scrupio 9 1
T.Coolguy 9 1
Sam5001 9 1
SteakBaller 9 0
jellomon 8 1
AndrewMain 8 1
HoodRiverDuck 8 0
sluellwitz 7 0
Captain Kirk 3 7 0
hansdampf 6 1
Philly37 4 0

THE PODIUM: AStar, silverace99, and Adnan Ilyas all stand proud and move their way up the season standings to boot.

CLEVER PICK OF THE WEEK: AStar was the only one to score on Villa's 3-2 victory over Soton, picking up two points in the process.

CRISIS PICK OF THE WEEK: Captain Kirk 3 forgot that Norwich are huge fans of Luis Suarez, and let him score whenever he wants. Therefore, he was the only one of us not to score points, although of course nobody predicted the 5-1. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Season Standings

Points IKTS
hansdampf 139 16
HoodRiverDuck 134 16
silverace99 131 14
Adnan Ilyas 129 15
Scrupio 129 15
sluellwitz 126 15
SteakBaller 121 13
jellomon 120 13
Captain Kirk 3 113 12
Astar 106 9
T.Coolguy 101 9
AndrewMain 98 13
Philly37 93 10
rzor 90 10
Sam5001 78 10
bmasson11 67 6
PowderedDonut 51 5
LePrince 32 4
Harold Harpoon 25 3
bearcatcardfan 16 1
DJ Holm 8 0

Getting tighter at the top.

IKTS Cup Sponsored by TSF Industries Standings

Points IKTS
sluellwitz 12 2
HoodRiverDuck 11 3
Scrupio 10 1
PowderedDonut 9 2
silverace99 8 1
Captain Kirk 3 8 1
Philly37 7 2
SteakBaller 7 1
Adnan Ilyas 6 1
jellomon 6 1
hansdampf 6 0
T.Coolguy 5 1
AndrewMain 5 1
Sam5001 5 1
Astar 4 0
rzor 2 0
Harold Harpoon 2 0
bearcatcardfan 2 0
bmasson11 1 0
LePrince 1 0
DJ Holm 1 0

Déjà vu, these cup standings.

IKTS, Week 15 (All times Eastern):

Saturday, December 7:
Manchester United vs Newcastle United, 7:45am
Crystal Palace vs Cardiff City, 10am
Liverpool vs West Ham United, 10am
Southampton vs Manchester City, 10am
Stoke City vs Chelsea, 10am
West Bromwich Albion vs Norwich City, 10am
Sunderland vs Tottenham Hotspur, 12:30pm

Sunday, December 8:
Fulham vs Aston Villa, 8:30am
Arsenal vs Everton, 11am

Monday, December 9:
Swansea City vs Hull City, 3pm

Wednesday, December 11 (Return of the Cup):
Napoli vs Arsenal, 2:45pm


Manchester United Newcastle United

Crystal Palace Cardiff City

Liverpool West Ham United

Southampton Manchester City

Stoke City Chelsea

West Bromwich Albion Norwich City

Sunderland Tottenham Hotspur

Arsenal Everton

Fulham Aston Villa

Swansea City Hull City

Napoli Arsenal

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