You thought you'd gotten a lump of coal in your stocking, but you actually got LUKAS FREAKING PODOLSKI. Oh, and you get the chance to use your random number generators again, because here comes yet another slate of Premier League matches!

Week 18 (This is still a link to the Google Sheet)

Points IKTS
Philly37 11 2
Captain Kirk 3 9 1
Sam5001 9 0
SteakBaller 8 1
T.Coolguy 8 0
Astar 8 0
hansdampf 7 0
silverace99 7 0
jellomon 7 0
AndrewMain 7 0
HoodRiverDuck 6 0
sluellwitz 6 0
Scrupio 4 0
Adnan Ilyas 1 0

THE PODIUM: Philly37 finished strong with 3 points from Man City - Liverpool, and took top weekly honors. Captain Kirk 3 continues his run of interstellar (PUN ALERT) form, and Sam5001 rides his clever pick to third place.

CLEVER PICK OF THE WEEK: Goes to Sam5001, who picked up two points from Fulham's victory over Norwich, thereby proving his superiority to the 5000 Sams that came before him. SUCK IT FIVE THOUSAND SAMS.

CRISIS PICK OF THE WEEK: SteakBaller liked Hull to draw that plucky midtable side from Manchester, but those up-and-comers have the Europa League in their sights, pulled out a 3-2 victory, and left SteakBaller with nothing. hansdampf gets honorable mention for picking Pool to draw Man City, conceding the rest of us a point or three en route to lengthening his lead at the top.

Season Standings

Points IKTS
hansdampf 167 19
HoodRiverDuck 160 18
Captain Kirk 3 153 15
silverace99 153 15
sluellwitz 152 16
SteakBaller 150 16
Adnan Ilyas 147 17
Scrupio 146 16
jellomon 145 16
AndrewMain 139 16
T.Coolguy 133 12
Astar 130 11
Philly37 108 13
Sam5001 98 12
rzor 90 10
bmasson11 67 6
PowderedDonut 59 6
LePrince 32 4
Harold Harpoon 25 3
bearcatcardfan 16 1
DJ Holm 8 0

IKTS Cup Sponsored by TSF Industries Standings

Still nothing new to report. That FA Cup NLD can't come soon enough for me (January 4, so it'll be in IKTS Week 20.)

IKTS, Week 19 (All times Eastern):

Saturday, December 28:
West Ham United vs West Bromwich Albion, 7:45am, NBC Sports Network
Aston Villa vs Swansea, 10am, NBCSN or Premier League Extra Time (TBD)
Hull vs Fulham, 10am, NBCSN or Premier League Extra Time (TBD)
Manchester City vs Crystal Palace, 10am, NBCSN or Premier League Extra Time (TBD)
Norwich vs Manchester United, 10am, NBCSN or Premier League Extra Time (TBD)
Cardiff City vs Sunderland, 12:30pm, NBC

Sunday, December 29:
Newcastle United vs Arsenal, 8:30am, NBC Sports Network & mun2
Everton vs Southampton, 8:30am, Premier League Extra Time
Chelsea vs Liverpool, 11am, NBC Sports Network & Telemundo
Tottenham vs Stoke, 11am, Premier League Extra Time


West Ham West Brom

Aston Villa Swansea

Hull Fulham

Man City Crystal Palace

Norwich Manchester United

Cardiff Sunderland

Newcastle Arsenal

Everton Southampton

Chelsea Liverpool

Tottenham Stoke

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