The Prodigal Bmasson11 seems to have gotten himself locked in the trunk of a Bentley at Alisher Usmanov's Fantasy Death Metal Camp. I'm sure there's just been a freak accident, and not a kidnapping plot. I do know how he feels, because I think due to the overwhelming number of matches during December, I'm suffering from asphyxia, both in real life and the IKTS results and OH GOD THERE'S A TUESDAY GAME A FREAKING TUESDAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME PREMIER LEAGUE SCHEDULERS.
Oh well. Winter breaks are for NORTHERN SISSIES.
Here is the link to the Week 13 Google Sheet report. Dark green indicates 3 points, medium 2 points, and light green 1 point.
I'm still calling this all unofficial, but here are the standings as I have them:
|Captain Kirk 3||10||2|
THE PODIUM: jellomon rides her system to glory, sluellwitz and AndrewMain hold off the rest of us. (Fixed a scoring error, so T.Coolguy's name is no longer NO LONGER IN LIGHTS).
CLEVER PICK OF THE WEEK: Sam5001 loves the soccer played by Hull Tigers, err Hull City and thinks their fans can just go die if they don't agree. He was the only one to score anything from their win over LOLverpool.
CRISIS PICK OF THE WEEK: Steakballer and Captain Kirk 3 both liked Soton to hold Chelsea. The rest of us know The Special One can never, ever lose to some wanna-be Champions League club. He only loses to actual Champions League heavyweights like, say, FC Basel. So we scored and they didn't.
|Captain Kirk 3||106||12|
The top two went in the tank this week, and I'd like to personally thank AStar for making me feel better about myself. So the table got a whole lot tighter, and it's still anyone's to take.
IKTS Cup Sponsored by TSF Industries Standings
|Captain Kirk 3||8||1|
No change in this week's Cup Standings, nor will there be next week. After that, anyone who picks Arsenal to lose by three to Napoli can just fuck right off.
IKTS, Week 14 (All times Eastern):
Tuesday, December 3:
Crystal Palace vs West Ham United, 3pm, NBCSN
Wednesday, December 4:
Manchester United vs Everton, 2:45pm, NBCSN and Mun2
Arsenal vs Hull City, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Stoke City vs Cardiff City, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Sunderland vs Chelsea, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Southampton vs Aston Villa, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Swansea City vs Newcastle United, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Liverpool vs Norwich City, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
West Bromwich Albion vs Manchester City, 3pm, Premier League Extra Time
Fulham vs Tottenham Hotspur, 3pm, Premier League Extra Time
Crystal Palace West Ham
Man United Everton
Southampton Aston Villa
WBA Man City