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IKTS Week 14 - SUFFOCATING HERE

The Prodigal Bmasson11 seems to have gotten himself locked in the trunk of a Bentley at Alisher Usmanov's Fantasy Death Metal Camp. I'm sure there's just been a freak accident, and not a kidnapping plot. I do know how he feels, because I think due to the overwhelming number of matches during December, I'm suffering from asphyxia, both in real life and the IKTS results and OH GOD THERE'S A TUESDAY GAME A FREAKING TUESDAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME PREMIER LEAGUE SCHEDULERS.

Oh well. Winter breaks are for NORTHERN SISSIES.

Here is the link to the Week 13 Google Sheet report. Dark green indicates 3 points, medium 2 points, and light green 1 point.

I'm still calling this all unofficial, but here are the standings as I have them:

Week 13

Points IKTS
jellomon 13 2
sluellwitz 12 2
AndrewMain 11 2
T.Coolguy 11 1
Captain Kirk 3 10 2
Philly37 9 1
Scrupio 9 0
Sam5001 8 1
SteakBaller 8 0
silverace99 8 0
Adnan Ilyas 6 1
hansdampf 6 0
HoodRiverDuck 6 0
Astar 5 0



THE PODIUM: jellomon rides her system to glory, sluellwitz and AndrewMain hold off the rest of us. (Fixed a scoring error, so T.Coolguy's name is no longer NO LONGER IN LIGHTS).

CLEVER PICK OF THE WEEK: Sam5001 loves the soccer played by Hull Tigers, err Hull City and thinks their fans can just go die if they don't agree. He was the only one to score anything from their win over LOLverpool.

CRISIS PICK OF THE WEEK: Steakballer and Captain Kirk 3 both liked Soton to hold Chelsea. The rest of us know The Special One can never, ever lose to some wanna-be Champions League club. He only loses to actual Champions League heavyweights like, say, FC Basel. So we scored and they didn't.

Season Standings

Points IKTS
hansdampf 133 15
HoodRiverDuck 126 16
silverace99 121 12
Scrupio 120 14
Adnan Ilyas 119 15
sluellwitz 119 15
SteakBaller 112 13
jellomon 112 12
Captain Kirk 3 106 12
Astar 95 8
T.Coolguy 92 8
AndrewMain 90 12
rzor 90 10
Philly37 89 10
Sam5001 69 9
bmasson11 67 6
PowderedDonut 51 5
LePrince 32 4
Harold Harpoon 25 3
bearcatcardfan 16 1
DJ Holm 8 0

The top two went in the tank this week, and I'd like to personally thank AStar for making me feel better about myself. So the table got a whole lot tighter, and it's still anyone's to take.

IKTS Cup Sponsored by TSF Industries Standings

Points IKTS
sluellwitz 12 2
HoodRiverDuck 11 3
Scrupio 10 1
PowderedDonut 9 2
silverace99 8 1
Captain Kirk 3 8 1
Philly37 7 2
SteakBaller 7 1
Adnan Ilyas 6 1
jellomon 6 1
hansdampf 6 0
T.Coolguy 5 1
AndrewMain 5 1
Sam5001 5 1
Astar 4 0
rzor 2 0
Harold Harpoon 2 0
bearcatcardfan 2 0
bmasson11 1 0
LePrince 1 0
DJ Holm 1 0

No change in this week's Cup Standings, nor will there be next week. After that, anyone who picks Arsenal to lose by three to Napoli can just fuck right off.

IKTS, Week 14 (All times Eastern):

Tuesday, December 3:
Crystal Palace vs West Ham United, 3pm, NBCSN

Wednesday, December 4:
Manchester United vs Everton, 2:45pm, NBCSN and Mun2
Arsenal vs Hull City, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Stoke City vs Cardiff City, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Sunderland vs Chelsea, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Southampton vs Aston Villa, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Swansea City vs Newcastle United, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
Liverpool vs Norwich City, 2:45pm, Premier League Extra Time
West Bromwich Albion vs Manchester City, 3pm, Premier League Extra Time
Fulham vs Tottenham Hotspur, 3pm, Premier League Extra Time

Cut/Paste:

Crystal Palace West Ham

Man United Everton

Arsenal Hull

Stoke Cardiff

Sunderland Chelsea

Southampton Aston Villa

Swansea Newcastle

Liverpool Norwich

WBA Man City

Fulham Tottenham

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