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The Hopefully One Time Only Longest IKTS Report Ever Created...

This basically describes what I've been wanting to do for the last four weeks, because God only knows why life keeps throwing some wicked curveballs in my direction. It's more or less the sheer amount of things I have to do, over how difficult they actually are, and therefore, I'm now currently looking for an assistant to help handle IKTS in it's time of need. How exactly we're going to be able to organize between two people, who knows, but I do know that, sometimes, things come up that take a higher priority than IKTS, and it'd be nice to have someone to fall back on when I have to. I know Adnan filled out a Week 6 fixture list for me because I flat out didn't remember it, so if you're interested, I'd like to have you help me out occasionally.

The following is a usual week by week report, consistent with all the other reports that we're actually done on time, and at the end, the current season standings. HoodRiverDuck still leads the "Aaron Ramsey Is Always Gonna Be Fucking Awesome Memorial Cup Challenge" at a score of 9(3), but sluellwitz isn't far behind with a 9(2). A few others have a score of 7 points, but outside of that, everybody else is lagging far behind.

We get a weekend off, finally, thanks to the all and ever so important World Cup qualifiers, so the next round of IKTS doesn't hit us until October 19th.

I Know The Score - Week 4 Results:

1st: hansdampf - 16(3) T-2nd: silverace99 and AndrewMain - 13(3)

Clever Picks of the Week:

- HoodRiverDuck was the only one to score points on Fulham 1-1 West Bromwich Albion, scoring a correct 3 points

- AStar and hansdampf were the only ones to score points on Aston Villa 1-2 Newcastle, scoring 2 and 3 points respectively

Crisis Picks of the Week:

- Nobody scored any points on Everton 1-0 Chelsea. C'mon guys, it's Chelsea, they're bound to fuck something up at some point. This game I believe was also the start of Chelsea's 4 match slump where they didn't win at all and blew a lead against Basel in the CL.

1.) hansdampf - 16(3)

T-2.) silverace99, Andrew Main - 13(3)

T-4.) Adnan Ilyas, HoodRiverDuck, Philly37, sluellwitz - 11(2)

8.) Scrupio - 10(2)

T-9.) SteakBaller, jellomon - 9(2)

T-11.) AStar, Powdered Donut, Captain Kirk 3 - 9(1)

14.) rzor - 7(1)

15.) T.Coolguy - 2(0)

16.) bmasson11 - 0(0)

I Know The Score - Week 5 Results:

T-1st: rzor, sluellwitz - 13(2) 3rd: bmasson11 - 12(1)

Clever Picks of the Week:

- Honestly, nothing really sticks out, except for the select few who scored 2 points on Norwich 1-2 Aston Villa (me, rzor, Adnan Ilyas, and PowderedDonut)

Crisis Picks of the Week:

- Three matches went completely scoreless for everyone, including Liverpool 0-1 Southampton, Newcastle 2-3 Hull, and the COC match between Arsenal and West Brom that went to penalties.

T-1.) rzor, sluellwitz - 13(2)

3.) bmasson11 - 12(1)

4.) silverace99 - 11(2)

5.) AndrewMain - 11(1)

6.) Adnan Ilyas - 10(0)

7.) T.Coolguy - 9(1)

8.) HoodRiverDuck - 9(0)

T-9.) Powdered Donut, Scrupio - 7(1)

11.) AStar - 7(0)

12.) hansdampf - 6(1)

13.) jellomon - 6(0)

14.) SteakBaller - 5(0)

15.) Philly37 - 4(0)

I Know The Score - Week 6 Results:

1st: sluellwitz - 14(2) 2nd: silverace99 - 12(3) 3rd: AndrewMain - 11(3)

Clever Picks of the Week:

- Philly37 scored the only points on Fulham 1-2 Cardiff, scoring a correct 3 points

- Sam 5001 scored the only points on Stoke 0-1 Norwich, also scoring a correct 3 points

Crisis Picks of the Week:

- SteakBaller was the only one who failed to score points on Swansea 1-2 Arsenal

- Nobody scored anything on Aston Villa 3-2 Man. City or Man. United 1-2 West Bromwich Albion. Lots of scoreless matches this week.

1.) sluellwitz - 14(2)

2.) silverace99 - 12(3)

3.) AndrewMain - 11(3)

4.) Scrupio - 11(2)

5.) bmasson11 - 10(1)

T-6.) HoodRiverDuck, SteakBaller - 9(1)

8.) Adnan Ilyas - 9(0)

T-9.) AStar, T.Coolguy, Captain Kirk 3 - 8(1)

12.) hansdampf - 8(0)

13.) jellomon - 7(0)

14.) Philly37 - 6(1)

T-15.) Sam5001, LePrince - 5(1)

17.) rzor - 5(0)

18.) PowderedDonut - 4(0)

I Know The Score - Week 7 Results:

T-1st: rzor, SteakBaller - 10(2) T-3rd: HoodRiverDuck, LePrince - 10(1)

Clever Picks of the Week:

- Captain Kirk 3 and LePrince scored the only points on Cardiff 1-2 Newcastle, scoring a marginal 2 points

Crisis Picks of the Week:

Nobody scored anything on Tottenham 0-3 West Ham and West Bromwich Albion 1-1 Arsenal, which seems fitting given their current form. Well, maybe for us, not so much for Tottenham, they're like the Jacksonville Jaguars' offense of the Premier League.

T-1.) rzor, SteakBaller - 10(2)

T-3.) HoodRiverDuck, LePrince - 10(1)

5.) Captain Kirk 3 - 10(0)

6.) Adnan Ilyas - 9(2)

7.) hansdampf - 9(1)

8.) silverace99 - 9(0)

9.) Philly37 - 8(1)

T-10.) AStar, AndrewMain - 8(0)

12.) Scrupio - 7(1)

13.) jellomon - 5(0)

T-14.) T.Coolguy, sluellwitz - 4(0)

So after 7 weeks of IKTS, and 4 weeks of not knowing pretty much anything about the standings, silverace99 has the current season lead with a score of 73(9). sluellwitz isn't far behind in second with a 71(10), and hansdampf rounds out the podium with a 71(8). Adnan Ilyas and HoodRiverDuck are within 5 points of the podium as well.

I Know The Score - Season Standings:

1.) silverace99 - 73(9)

2.) sluellwitz - 71(10)

3.) hansdampf - 71(8)

4.) Adnan Ilyas - 70(9)

5.) HoodRiverDuck - 67(10)

6.) rzor - 61(8)

7.) AStar - 60(4)

8.) Scrupio - 59(8)

9.) AndrewMain - 56(8)

10.) SteakBaller - 55(8)

11.) Philly37 - 54(8)

12.) Captain Kirk 3 - 54(5)

13.) jellomon - 50(5)

14.) T.Coolguy - 49(5)

15.) Powdered Donut - 44(4)

16.) bmasson11 - 43(4)

17.) LePrince - 32(4)

18.) Harold Harpoon - 25(3)

19.) Sam5001 - 16(3)

20.) bearcatcardfan - 16(1)

21.) DJ Holm - 8(0)

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